I entered this story into a 7-line story contest. It was not triumphant but it's still a very fond memory. My Korean student, Chang Hyun, came up with the title:
One day my brother and I decided to set up a lemonade stand even though our street never got any traffic. A half hour later, with a full pitcher of warm lemonade, we were ready to pack it in. Suddenly, my father showed up and transformed into all of our customers. He passed by walking different walks and talking different talks, each time purchasing a glass. The craziest impression was his Dizzy Gillespie, clad in beret and horn-rimmed glasses, shouting “Salt Peanuts!” Within minutes, the street was packed with cars driving in either direction.